January 2011
Your period
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
The positives
You’re not pregnant
That horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
selling-my-crap:
“I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is food.”
– Socrates
The awkward moment when you realize you're so...
whatwouldjohnnydeppdo:
SO MUCH RELEVANCE IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
all the TIME
i don't know how people can laugh in photos and...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
they look like:
i look like:
Submitted by cristienne
“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein (via letsgobananas)
That moment when you're running late and you can't...
offtoinfinityandbeyond:
“Even hell can’t stop my sinful ways.”
– ~Hell’s Waiting Room
Quae nocent docent: Party Like it's 1999 →
fightoffyrdmns-:
holy-shrimp:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box,…
scar tissue that i wish you saw
Whenever you don't talk to me
I’m like
but when you do, I’m like
“you’re only happy when you’re making others miserable. but high...”
“And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact...”
– The Perks of Being A Wallflower (via fornowjustcarryon)
why do i do the things i do
Whenever I hang out with my best friend
When we first see each other:
When we make jokes:
When we eat food:
When we wrestle:
When we jam out to our song:
And when we have to part:
OH MY FRIGGIN GOD I AM HOME ALONE, I COULD BE...
my parents anger me to no end
